||[Jul. 9th, 2008|08:53 am]
So, I've been meaning to post this for a few weeks, but I kept forgetting to. Things like a ridiculous Christmas '09 invitation were just too important. But, today's the day. |
About four and a half years ago, I was at a party at a certain friend's apartment (ahem, Christie), and we were talking about Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow. I said "I bet he must be insecure sometimes, considering the fact she was engaged to Brad Pitt." Everyone looked at me disdainfully and totally jumped on me, like I was insulting their god or something. "I don't think Chris Martin really worries about that kind of thing," one girl in particular said to me, like Chris Martin was somehow so cool that natural things like insecurity and, you know, the need to urinate weren't things that affected him.
Well, Kathleen, shove it up your twat, because here's what he said in the latest Rolling Stone:
“If your wife went out with Brad Pitt, you’d want to prove yourself, you know what I mean?”
Yeah. Bite me.